Flippin' 'eck. Sparks fly this issue as Grandaddy's blissed-out, bleeped-up slacker rock goes head-to-head with The Pale Saints' fuzzed-off shoegazey noise-pop. There's also the top 5 songs about non-alchoholic beverages and a great, great strand on all those fat-fingered typos you guys have been mashing the keys with.

Oh yes, that list again: baby, schoolchild, lover, soldier, justice (i.e. respectability) old age and death's door. It'll make sense by the end of the show, promise.

Enjoy.

Wallflowers - come out of your cracks! Milksops - charge your glasses! Your hour is at hand as we get to grips with the daddy of them all, the great, the effete, The Smiths. We also pay tribute to Bellowhead's recent folk offering Burlesque and round up the top 5 songs about clothes.